This is turning out to be some horrible owl that will probably not even make sense and for that, I am so sorry. I don't even know if I've got the right name!
Do.NOT.Take.This.Personally. You seem like a generally very nice person but every once and a while you give me the jitter bug. No, that sounds appalling. Look, you give my tummy an unpleasant feeling and ... it is NOT wanted, damn you! it should not be there. Do you understand? I would, very much, like to become friends with you. Despite the odor that tends to linger whenever you're around. I can overlook that small obstacle. I mean, I want to be as friendly as I can be without seeming like a horrid person, but then again... I suppose I already am horrid, otherwise, I wouldn't have sent out this owl. Bugger me.
I very much enjoy smiles, and am not afraid to smile right back whenever I see you in Herbology.
Hoping we can become good friends,